Jack FM Gazette – April 2024

April 1, 2024

April, 2024 • Vol. 2, Issue 4

Another Bunch of Fools in a Row on JACK FM

BREAKING NEWS!

JUMPIN' JACK FLASH SALE LOSES $$$

In March, we put all JACK FM Merch on sale for $5 Bucks, and Shipping was Free!

We’re still not sure exactly how much we made, but according to our accountant, Murray, we’ve lost at least $177,000 and counting.

WTF? Should have paid more attention at business school.

Thanks to all of you, we must close the Merch store…maybe forever...or maybe we'll keep it open and continue making it up as we go along.

More next month?

Notable: The Titanic is 112 years accident-free!
History - Section 10

JACK Ball. This season, when any baseball player named Jack hits a home run, we'll play another bunch of songs in a row!
Sports! - Section 3

The phrase "April Showers" refers to something very different in other parts of the internet.
Weather - Section 5

Quiz: What exactly are "JORTS?"
Jacktivities - Section 8

Missing: A quarter of the year is already gone...mystery explained next month.
Classifieds - Section 13

* Disclaimer: Jack FM does not guarantee there's an actual "Inside" to the Gazette.

Jack FM has comics...

JACK FM READER'S POLL

The results are in!

JACK FM'S SCIENCE DESCK

From BATES-motel-VILLE, TX to Bangor-I-hardly-know-her, ME. Get in the path of the Total Solar Eclipse of the Heartland USA on April 8th.

Lucky (or unlucky) enough to live along the path? Click below to see exactly what time the Solar Eclipse will be over your sad city.

Seriously though, please don't look directly at the eclipse. And if you do, don't say we didn't warn you.