Jack FM Gazette – June 2024
Jack FM Gazette – June 2024
DON'T MISS OUR BLAND OPENING
The New JACK FM OUTLET Store is opening in June. Make a splash this summer with some new Jack FM leisurewear! Starting with affordable, (yup, cheap) fashionable, and super comfy tees, and maybe some other items.
All Ordinary Listener Club members get first dibs, plus an extra 10% off the everyday low prices. Be on the lookout in the coming weeks with more Bland Opening Specials and your 10% off coupon.
Not an OLC member yet? Join Here.
IN OTHER "NEWS"
JACK'S GRILLING APRON BLOWOUT
Last year’s JACK FM apron designs are only $5.00.
The Jack FM "Kiss The Crook" Chef's apron is the ultimate kitchen accessory for the culinary renegade who's not afraid to admit when autocorrect gets the better of them!
Don't miss out; there are just 20 left in stock.
FATHER'S DAY FACTS: DID YOU KNOW...
- JACK FM’s Father is JACK AM.
- Elon Musk wants to go to Mars to have a place for all his kids.
- Al Pacino became a father at 83.
- Paternity tests show George Washington is not “The Father of Our Country”.
- Father Time doesn’t own a watch.
- Father’s Day was not thought up by a tie manufacturer.
- The average father tells about 237 Dad jokes every year. Mostly the same one.
- The question Dads ask the kids most often is: “What does Mom say about that?”
- Spelled backwards, Dad is still Dad.
JACK FM STYLE DESK
Swimwear For Dad: Do's and Don'ts
The GOOD
The BAD
The UGLY
Dear Paul,
Call 866-931-JACK and make the noises for us.
Also, make friends with an Uber driver.
Jack FM
