Jack FM Gazette – February 2024
Jack FM Gazette – February 2024
February, 2024 • Vol. 2, Issue 2
JACK FM – "L❤️ving What We Want." It's p❤️tat❤️ chips, btw.
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TOON Of The Month
Nuggets On A Platter
Ground Hog Day may be over, but you will enjoy this recipe all month!
MIX DRY INGREDIENTS. Stir Eggs in separate bowl.
Cut GROUNDHOG INTO 1 inch NUGGETS. Dip nuggets into dry mix, then egg and back to flour mix.
DEEP FRY 8 TO 12 MINUTES in 350 degree oil UNTIL crispy and golden brown. Serve immediately with Ranch Dressing and Beer.
Pairs well with
Jack FM's FE-BREW-ARY
Beer
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