Jack FM Gazette – May 2024
Jack FM Gazette – May 2024
A BUNCH OF MOMS IN A ROW
JACK FM NEEDS HELP...
Jack FM is seeking freelance comedy writers, graphic designers, photographers, thinkers, and interpretive dancers for all things Jack FM.
Are you good at coming up with farcical nonsense that sounds like it means something? Know lots of dad-jokes? Are you great at asking people if they need help? Do you know how to use the internet machines?
Then how about a career in the Jackological Sciences?
Jack FM has comics...
Toon of the Month
JACK FM SPORTS DESK
Derby Superfecta
The Kentucky Derby means big hats, Mint Juleps, and a Who’s Who of celebrities. But we don’t care about that. We just love goofy horse names like these:
5 Hay There
10 Neigh Sayer
1 Pasture Prime
4 Alfalfa Romeo
Happy MotherFMer Day
This Mother's Day, forget the flowers, the store-baught cards, or treating Mom to brunch.
Give her a gift she'll treasure forever: A Jack FM digital Mother's Day Card!
This digital Jack FM Mother's Day Card is a priceless (free) gift that we spent minutes putting together.
It will cause your MotherFMer to say, "You shouldn't have!" and she's right.
Injured?! Better Call Jack.
Have you or someone you know been injured by a chair thrown off a rooftop by Morgan Wallen?
Contact the law offices of Mellencamp, Duran, and Kravitz!
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Call 866-930-JACK.
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